Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
my club penguin relationship with sillypaul1 just didn’t work out
was i too pushy???
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i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
For The First Time Ever, All Four Eyewitness Accounts of The Murder of Michael Brown Put In Chronological Order: The most detailed side-by-side telling of each eyewitness account of the Mike Brown murder in chronological order #JusticeForMichaelBrown [@ShaunKing]
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I’M SO MAD
MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
AND SHE PULLS UP THIS
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THAT SPIDER IN THE GIF THOUGH
JEEZUS CHRIST ON A BIKE DRINKING WINE
"your wings are too big"
Make mornings taste a whole lot better. Squirt a little Mango Peach into your morning orange juice.
HEY MIO HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I SPENT $$$ TO SPONSOR MY ASS ALL OVER YOUR DASH?!?!!!!
when fics don’t update
when you’re the one not updating them
divergent didn’t answer any of my questions. is peeta alright? what happened to district 12? what happened to the clown lady
i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore
It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme
Me: Really good? She's amazing, I listen to her music all the time.
Dad: *goes and listen to her music*
Dad: You sure your doing okay?