aim ➳ high
teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

You can draw inspiration from anything. If you’re a good storyteller, you can take a dirty look somebody gives you, or if a guy you used to have flirtations with starts dating a new girl, or somebody you’re casually talking to says something that makes you so mad - you can create an entire scenario around that.

me: *sniffs air*
me: ah september
me: the time where bugs die
me: and tv shows gradually return from hiatus
me: aaah

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

paranoid:

crystvllized:

live fast die young drink capri sun

tayswifth:

tayswifth:

"Let them keep living in the darkness and we’ll keep walking in the sunlight. Forever on your side" (x)

taylorswift

immortalimmoral:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

image

They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

image

update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

You got yourself a Disney princess.

"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot