aim ➳ high

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

jerkidiot:

my club penguin relationship with sillypaul1 just didn’t work out 

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was i too pushy???

Australian Luxury Editions

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

wrapyourselfaroundmyfinger:

jonny-poopoo-pants:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

For The First Time Ever, All Four Eyewitness Accounts of The Murder of Michael Brown Put In Chronological OrderThe most detailed side-by-side telling of each eyewitness account of the Mike Brown murder in chronological order #JusticeForMichaelBrown [@ShaunKing]

Reblog the fuck out of this

BOOST^^^^^^^

zeloserwilder:

I’M SO MAD

MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

AND SHE PULLS UP THIS

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ask-cloud-skipper:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Australian Tumblr Photoset #13

Want to see more?

American photoset #12 

THAT SPIDER IN THE GIF THOUGH

JEEZUS CHRIST ON A BIKE DRINKING WINE

HEEEEELLLLL NOPE.

lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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miocanada:

Make mornings taste a whole lot better. Squirt a little Mango Peach into your morning orange juice. 

HEY MIO HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I SPENT $$$ TO SPONSOR MY ASS ALL OVER YOUR DASH?!?!!!!

saucefactory:

starrysleeper:

gleeddicted:

when fics don’t update

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when you’re the one not updating them

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#ACCURATE

officialunitedstates:

divergent didn’t answer any of my questions.  is peeta alright?  what happened to district 12?  what happened to the clown lady

escruciate:

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore

communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

Dad: Is Lana Del Rey really that good?
Me: Really good? She's amazing, I listen to her music all the time.
Dad: *goes and listen to her music*
Dad: You sure your doing okay?